HaHa!! Yessire!!!

Note: Harap dari skarang maklum klo post gw stengah inggris dan stengah indo, tangan gw bergerak sendiri sih... XP
Trus, biasa lah. Ancur Verb everywhere!!! XP Enjoyyy~

Woop! Here comes the beat-wagon!!
eniwei, apa kabar?
hari ini, gw pengen bahas... *JE-RE-JENG!!!*
BAHAS IKLAN!! heheh, akhirnyaaa!
udah lama gw ga bahas iklan di blog ini, pasti pada pengen baca lagi kan?? (ge-er sendiri)

Iklan 1: Nutr!l0n R0y4l apa gitu..
tau kan? iklan susu buat balita itu?
nutril0n roy4l apaaa gitu judulnya.
eniwei, yang mau gw bilangin itu, gw menyadari sesuatu!! *bikin pose detektif gaya monta eyeshield 21*
WAAAAAWW!! UWAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! *bikin keributan sendiri*
*ahem* umm, lanjutkan!! (ini bukan iklan SBY, by the way)

Jadi, yang mo gw bahas itu...
tau kan jalan iklannya?
kaya, ibu, ngeliatin anaknya makan ama anak laen, trus senyam senyum, trus kaget banget waktu anak yang satunya lagi masukin sendoknya ke mulut anaknya, trus muncul gambar badan dan usus lambung etc, ada suara lindungi anak dari dalam, gunyu gunyu gunyu, trus trakhir ibunya senyum lagi, gara2 apaaa gitu. trus, trus, trus, trus, trus, trus, trus.... udah. iklannya selesai. (iyalah, masa satu iklan makan waktu 30 menit?? XP)

jadi, klo dari perspektip gw (ciee pake kata ribet dikit) [tapi tulisannya masih salah] itu iklan tampangnya kaya gini:
ada anak balita nyusahin, 2 ekor, lagi makan.
itu ibu, ngeliatin anaknya yang cowok itu.
trus, anak ceweknya pengen latihan jadi istri yang baek, dia suapin itu anak cowok aka sun tuh bi mai grum [baca pakai lafal Indonesia!! disini tuh Indonesia cing!] (maksudnya soon-to-be-my-groom) gitu.
trus, ngeliatin epen (event) itu, si emak2 langsung terbelalalak err, terbelakk errr, teberat--, errr... terberakrak... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIAPA YANG BIKIN KATA ITUUUUU??? BIAR GW CATET DI DE-TH N-TE!!! BIAR MAMPUS KAYAK KAMPUS!!! (apa hubungannya dengan kampus?? mungkin cuma pengen cari irama *ngangguk2*) GROARRRR GRAUGHHHHHH GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR BAM BAM DUARR CRASH KABOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

-setelah cukup kehancuran untuk 50 tahun...-
*Cough* *Ahem Ahem* *Cough-- Choke Choke* *is drinking water* *Ahem-hem!* T-Tes tes, umm, sampai mana tadi?
Mille (aka [imaginary] personal assisten): *menaikan posisi kacamata dan sinar lampu terpantul di kacamata* Sampai kau ingin menulis kata "terbelalak", tapi tak bisa mengeja dengan benar, dan akhirnya marah2, lalu kau berubah menjadi ***zilla dan menhancurkan dunia~! the end.
Azure: Umm you know, it kinds of freaks me out when you said it with such a gleeful tone...
Mille: ...I'll take that as a compliment. *smirks*
-back to laptop screen...-

mari kita kembali ke waktu sebelum sang penulis jadi gila...
-Replay-
jadi, klo dari perspektip gw (ciee pake kata ribet dikit) [tapi tulisannya masih salah] itu iklan tampangnya kaya gini:
ada anak balita nyusahin, 2 ekor, lagi makan.
itu ibu, ngeliatin anaknya yang cowok itu.
trus, anak ceweknya pengen latihan jadi istri yang baek, dia suapin itu anak cowok aka sun tuh bi mai grum [baca pakai lafal Indonesia!! disini tuh Indonesia cing!] (maksudnya soon-to-be-my-groom) gitu.
trus, ngeliatin epen (event) itu, si emak2 langsung err... umm... *Mille muncul dan menulis suatu kata di papan tulis* *Mille pergi* uuhh, terbelalak. mata si ibu itu terbelalak melihat adegan itu!! WAWWW!! UWAAAAAWW!! DUARRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(*hening...* siapa lagi yang lempar bom?)

err eniwei.
jadi mungkin yah, menurut gw, yang terjadi di pikiran ibu itu tuh kaya gini:
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umm. yep.
something like that.
...hei, jangan liat gw dengan tat------ *sebuah bayangan mendekati Nexa secara diam2, dan......* *SMACK!!*
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK*
Mille: *phew* what's with his strong head?! it takes about 20 times harisen smacks to make him unconscious!
Mille: *drags Nexa* I suppose I need to configure his head for a bit.. *insert evil cackles that puts Orochimaru to shame here*

-"Be careful.. because the next time you open you eyes, the world might have already changed..."-
A distant voice is calling me...
The beautiful voice that enthralled everything...
"wh--?"
She rais--

*SMACK!*
"Hey, wake up dammit." *smack smack* said Mille, well, more like half-shouting.
"H--huh?"
"Time to write your blog, not to dilly-dally thinking and typing some story!" said Mille, with extra Harisen smack included at the pack.
"Err... I guess so..."
"umm.. haha."

*Ahem* maap, jadi OOT nih. aahahaha
tenang, itu bukan game script "Theresia II" koq. hahahahaha. (tapi maunya gitu)
eniwei, mari kita lnjutkan topik iklannya.
yang gw pikir tuh si ibu2 lebay banget. cuma masukin sendok doang, kayak anaknya bakal mati aja. XP
ga tau, mungkin dia ibu mertua yang ga setuju anaknya dinikahin ama anak cewek itu??
ahahhahahahahahaha~
eniwei, rasanya aneh ya baca humor stelah baca crita tragedy gitu. XP
maap deng, inspirasi datang saat gw ga niat, dan tangan gw bergerak sendiri. ahahahaha~
entar gw pisah deh storynya. itu msuk upcoming story koq, buat yang niat baca. XP

trus, akhir2 ini gw membahas iklan lucu ama Yuuki Z. a.k.a There.
kaya iklan Konidin misalnya.
di tengah plajaran mandarin gw kan baca teks mandarin, Yuuki bilang klo gw lafalnya salah, trus ya udah, gw bilang, gw bkal ngomong pke lafal bener.
gw melegakan tenggorokan, dan menirukan suara kakek tua.
"che se cha, rukosyao no chiyong konidin!" [Ini teh, kalau mau mengobati batuk, minum konidin!]
(jangan pake teks mandarin diatas, yang itu ngaco, bukan bhasa mandarin)
karena gw mirip suaranya, saking miripnya, si Yuuki langsung buka mulut dan... lalat masuk. Ew.
oh, umm... maksudnya dia langsung ketawa! terbahak2!!! jatuh!!!! oh noeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!
*BRAK TUNG NYET NYET PRANG* Oops.
piringnya jatoh... huweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ga jadi makan... T^T

-posting ditutup karena sang penulis shock ga jadi makan-

Mille: koq prasaan akhir posting ini ngegantung dan gak jelas banget ya? *sweatdrops*